Riddle About Riddles

I wrote these jokes to make a point.

Version 1
—Knock knock.
—Who’s there?
—Death who?
—Does it really matter?

Version 2
—Knock knock.
—Who’s there?
—Death who?
—Ultimately, it makes little difference in what form death arrives or by what name we call it. We all go one way or another and while there may be more dignity in some manners of demise, more time to prepare, or less suffering, the ultimate destination couldn’t be more similar: gone and gone and gone forever.

For me, they’re both funny (for you, maybe neither), but for different reasons. Version 1 is funny because it’s quick to point out a universal absurdity. Version 2 is funny because it gets the tone of a knock-knock joke so spectacularly wrong.

In Version 1 we laugh at ourselves for caring what kind of death is knocking. In Version 2 we laugh at the form the joke takes. I think that makes Version 2 a meta-joke, a joke about jokiness.

But that wasn’t my point.

My point was there is usually a way to say what you mean that is perfectly appropriate to your intentions, sometimes more than one, but always many, many, many, many, many ways to get the tone all wrong and spoil the effect you were going for, usually by falling for ready-made language or by overwriting what could be written simply.

My point is that when the chicken crosses the road to get to the other side we laugh at the well-made joke. We laugh at how badly the joke gets it wrong when the chicken crosses the road to find itself in sudden and much-valued possession of some other-sidedness.

Which sort of jokes are you writing (Version 1 or Version 2)?

Which sort of jokes are these?:

—How many licensed electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
—Just one.

—How can you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
—The taste.

Exercise for the Leave a Reply fields below:
Write a joke that gets the tone so wrong that it either dies on the spot or is funny precisely because it upends our expectations.

And if you can’t do that in the time available, just share a good (or amusingly bad) joke.

22 Responses to Riddle About Riddles

  1. darnell18 says:

    What did the duck say after buying a drink at the bar?
    – Put it on my bill


  2. phillyfan321 says:

    Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
    -it ran out of juice


  3. childishharambe says:

    Want to hear a joke? Me too


  4. amazonite345 says:

    What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday?
    A bicycle


  5. belladonna98 says:

    Why did the little boy’s ice cream melt? He was on fire.


  6. -knock knock.
    – who’s there?
    – cloud
    -cloud who?
    -cloud in the sky !


  7. btb100 says:

    – why is 6 afraid of 7
    – because 7 ate 9


  8. baritonemusicman says:

    A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:

    Handjob: $5
    Cheese sandwich: $2

    He walks over to the bartender, a big busty blonde, and asks,
    “Are you the one giving out hand jobs?”
    “Why yes I am!” , she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest
    “Okay,” he said
    “Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!”


  9. collegekid9 says:

    -What did the ocean say to the beach?
    -Nothing it just waved.


  10. socrateslee13 says:

    Anton, my son, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul

    Liked by 1 person

  11. dragon570 says:

    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.


  12. philly321 says:

    -Why was the police officer so smelly?
    -Because he was on duty


  13. yankeeskid6 says:

    -Whats worse than a worm in your apple?
    – The Holocaust


  14. scarletthief says:

    Where can you find a no-legged dog?
    Right where you left him.


  15. thathawkman says:

    Wanted to do both:
    Version 1
    -Why did Suzie fall of the swing?
    –She had no Arms.

    –Who’s there?
    -Not Suzie

    Version 2:
    What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
    We’re both lawyers.


  16. beyonce1234 says:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?


  17. 31savage says:

    How did the turkey escape from thanksgiving diner?
    He dressed up as a chicken.


  18. jsoccer5 says:

    Friends are like Penguins….

    If you stab a penguin, they die.


  19. wvuhockey says:

    How do you make a dog drink?

    Put it in the blender.


  20. edwardnihlman says:

    What happens when a samurai is stabbed in his platemail?

    He gets a chink in his armor.


  21. tiggs18 says:

    Doctor says to his patient: “You have Cancer and Alzheimer.”

    Patient: “At least I don’t have Cancer.”


  22. thesilentbutdeadlycineman says:

    1.The dyslexic Devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa.
    2. Did you hear about the guy who invented the “Knock-Knock” joke? He won the “No-Bell” prize.
    3.Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
    4. I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro… It’s a total rip-off.
    5. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    6. I’d tell you an Alzheimer’s joke, but I forgot it.
    7. Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
    8. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos


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